Posted 10 months ago
Posted 10 months ago

When John and Sherlock finally meet again

  1. Sherlock: swiggity swag, john i am back
  2. John: swiggity swee how could that be?
  3. Sherlock: swiggity sweat i faked my own death
  4. John: swiggity swit, you little shit
  5. Sherlock: swiggity swex i'm sorry,let's have sex
  6. John: swiggity swuex if you buy durex
Posted 10 months ago
Posted 10 months ago

jiggawhat:

imboredwhatever:

omfg last year i had this roommate that randomly liked to practice giving birth for fun

I CANT BREATHE OFMG 

(Source: peachpup)

Posted 10 months ago
Posted 10 months ago

sherlockisthenight:

matteleven:

AHH!!! I’M A GIF!
Thank you so much for making this, and thanks to Sneaky Zebra :)

SNEAKY ZEBRA - London Comic Con May '13 - MattEleven

OH MY GOD ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS ISN’T ACTUALLY MATT SMITH

(Source: airusgaard)

Posted 10 months ago

shannonsshenanigans:

run-the-sadness-away:

shedding-away-the-insecurity:

shineyourlightandguidemehome:

size10plz:

just-a-skinny-boy:

b4dmau5:

someone add pictures of the VS Angels on here

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Gisele Bundchen

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

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Alessandra Ambrosio

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Candice Swanepoel

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Fucking best.

I reblog this every time I see it on my dash

this is the absolute best

Love it

(Source: thetruthaboutthebody)

Posted 10 months ago

cyrillusisbadass:

erectionsandtea:

ceshira:

samapitongzabala:

So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions

(by order)

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Britney Spears

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Vanessa Hudgens

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Angelica Pickles

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Raven

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Isabella

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Bubbles

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Scuttle

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My dad’s GPS

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Me

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EVERYONE STOP AND LISTEN TO THE PERFECT POST

holy fucking perfect!

Posted 10 months ago

dantes-disco-inferno:

Sometimes the jokes write themselves

(Source: drunkonstephen)

Posted 10 months ago

sorryforpartybarackin:

those shorts are too short you look like a slut

yseES? leGS BAD NO LegGS HAving11!! no SHOwing legsS DONt haVE LEGss!!!! WalK ON hanDS!!! Leg maKE YOU WHore

Posted 10 months ago

pauliebleeker:

IM

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FUXCKIN

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CRYIN

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Posted 10 months ago

anfagonist:

benjamin more like ben ja MINE

(Source: fuck-u-fuck-the-system)

Posted 10 months ago
Posted 10 months ago

fumblrtabulous:

THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK

well this is it

bonjour my petite crossaints

(Source: ratchard)

Posted 10 months ago

alt-j:

today I tried to wink at someone but I got an eyelash in my eye and started crying and I think that says a lot about me